Tiny, shiny glass balls

Vivien lost her marbles today.

No, really. Noah dropped an entire bag on the floor of OneStop and everyone looked at me and proceeded to laugh. It was either because the only white woman in the store is crawling on the floor picking up marbles or because none of the kids were helping. Some nice guys helped me... eventually. After all the laughter had subsided of course.

I did get a Toro and Diet Coke out of the deal, so I guess it was worth it.

"Let's throw free will under the bus... but keep witnessing too."

Make any sense to you?